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反日归反日，笑话还是不能少。

老外说的笑话，顺便学学英语：

1.A man is dying of cancer.....His son asked him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS? " Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare to touch your mom.... 一个人得了癌症，他儿子问他：爸，你为什么都跟别人说，你得了爱滋病快死了呢？“儿子，这样我死了就没人敢碰你妈了啊” 2. Three feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. 三种感受：压力，紧张跟慌张有什么差别？压力是当你老婆怀孕了，紧张是当你情人怀孕了，而慌张是当她们两个同时怀孕了！ 3. Chinese Adam and Eve: If Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would still be in paradise! .....because they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake!中国的亚当与夏娃：如果亚当夏娃是中国人的话，那我们人类现在还在天堂里生活的。。。因为他们不会去吃蘋果，他们会先把蛇吃了!

阿里山发表于2012-09-19 10:12

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